Sunday, April 18, 2010

Struggling Artist.

I'm fairly certain that if you had asked me a year ago what I would be doing in a year, I would have said I would still be in Korea. It turns out that I can be extremely thankful for the year I had there. Living abroad in a non-English speaking culture has always been a dream of mine.
Basically, I should never plan ahead as I seem to have some sort of curse which prevents my schemes from ever turning out how I plan. The best thing for me seems to be to roll with whatever gets thrown my way. When I don't think about it I'm most successful.
All I can say is YAY! for good friends. I have really had to rely on a few of them since returning home. Friends are few and far between and I am constatntly surprised that I have any. Since getting back in November the job prospects in NZ have been pretty slim to non-existent. Bad for the bank balance, but awesome for me as an artist. I have done some of my best stuff ever in the last few months. More exciting -finishing quite a few projects I had started long ago. Most exciting of all - making good (belatedly) on a few promises to others.
I never make new years resolutions (as that would be making plans - see above). However, this year I made one! I vowed to make more of a name for myself as an artist. How am I getting on with that resolution? I took a few paintings into one gallery. They were certain that my work would sell and basically wanted to take the paintings I had on me (I couldn't part with them, so declined). I emailed two (sort of) randomly selected Auckland galleries, including several jpegs of my paintings, to see if they would be interested. I never heard back from either. I'll give it another crack soon, but I need to do some legwork first. It would be good to know some places that would display my work and find out the most acceptable way of approaching galleries etc.
I guess the most important step I have made towards achieving my goal has been working hard and becoming more confident in my talents. If you're still interested I'll keep you posted on how I get on.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Sick, sick, sick.

Well, it's about time I got another post up. I've been a bit useless this year. I'm sober this time :) but a little hungover.
I'm sick AGAIN! I first got a cold 6 or more weeks ago. The illness involved a sore throat, cough, runny nose etc. I got rid of it with some relaxation and staying warm, but the cough lingered for a few weeks. I almost felt fully healed and then suddenly, this super-dry, hacking cough happened and worsened, so I went to my doctor. The next day after my first visit* I had a full blown cold again. This cold involves heaps of snot which alternates from clear to green then clear again. I've had it for about 3 weeks now. I've heard this is common with native English speakers over here. There are many possible reasons why, but I am thinking it's to do with all the blossoms/pollen around. And the change of diet/air quality/season.
*Going to the doctor here is so different. It's real cheap. I pay $4 a time and have to keep seeing him every couple of days. My visits for this latest cold involved a tiny squirt of some bitter tasting medicine in each nostril and my mouth. A few minutes on the "respirator" or whatever it's called. And my favourite bit - a jab in the bum from the cute nurse (with a little bit of slapping!). Every couple of days. I noticed after my first few visits there was a change of nurse. Maybe the first nurse was traumatized and had to go on vacation.
After each doctor visit I go to the pharmacy for my pretty pills and super-sweet cough medicine, which costs another few bucks.
I've also been getting some traditional Korean medicine called ddeum (sounds like dim with a really strong "d" sound and a short "i" sound) from the school nurse. It's weird, but I kinda like it. Three sticky pads with burning wormwood are placed on my palm and when each one gets too hot they get moved to other points. I'd recommend it. It's real nice.
School's good. I have an open class next month which is the only thing that shits me at the moment. This is exactly how it sounds with the class being open to visitors. This upcoming open class is only open to other teachers from my school, but I have a "worse" one in September (I think), which will be open to teachers from all over the Bucheon area and reps from the company I work for who will video me and use the film for promotional purposes if they want to.
Other than that, I'm particularly loving my childcare classes for (mostly) first and second graders on Monday and Thursday afternoons. I'm mainly teaching drawing and the kids seem to like it. Actually, many other kids have wanted to sign up, but it's already full - with 25 students. Flattering I gu
ess. Shame there's only one of me.
Korean pop music sux. Then again, I like almost no western "pop" music either I guess. I was finally introduced to a great Korean band called The Ratios by a friend of mine and I highly recommend them and can't stop listening to them. Don't ask me what kinda music it is. I am terrible at categorizing music and I don't really believe in it. It's electronic of some kind. Lots of synths. There's also some live drumming and guitar playing. Please, enlighten me if you know (NOT!). I guess for me there's two categories of music - I enjoy it & It sux.
I've decided I want to be better at understanding Korean. So I'm gonna push myself a bit more with the Korean lessons.

Friday, April 3, 2009

Drunk Blog Post.

What a week I've had! Actually ... cupla weeks. You wouldn't believe me if I told ya most of the interesting stuff I've done. New people. New places. Some baffling "answers" to some of life's biggest questions (or non-answers if you will). Acroooosssss the speectruuuummmm. I am officially a changed man. And yet tomorrow, I'm just gonna be the guy that wishes he didn't make the blog post while he was drunk. I blame being drunkn and not sleepy and no having anything better to do.
People are strange (I'm fine buy the way (no, that's not a misprint)).
So what's up with you guys???

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Friday, March 13, 2009

Come Home Billy Bird...

Hey did you guys ever realise that Wine Gums aren't wine flavoured? They also aren't gum. A very simple gift to one of my Korean friends proved more confusing than I had anticipated. And required a lot more explaining than I would have liked.
On the other hand the Pineapple Lumps went down a treat. They also caused instant addiction in a few cases, with "Oh, my God! Can I get these here in Korea?!" (or similar) being exclaimed in a few cases.

Yes, I'm back in Bucheon. I had a lovely New Zealand "vacation". One of many "new" words I have had to get used to since living here. T and J's wedding was awesome. The bride was beautiful. The bridesmaids too. The forecasted nasty weather was a no-show. The sun came out and did its thing. I didn't lose the rings and my wobbly speech after dinner didn't ruin the festivities.
Actually on a side note - I was kinda looking forward to NOT being stared at for a day or two while I was back in NZ ... Then I was included in a Bridal photo shoot in Albert Park on a sunny weekend day ... wearing a top hat and tails. But at least I wasn't alone in this, and more people were checking out the stunning bride and groom anyways of course. I actually had a lot of fun. I think it was a great day for everyone - especially the happy couple.
Then I went on to spend a coupla days in Taupo and squeezed in a few computer lessons with my poor mum. I also spent a few hours on the phone with IRD. Yay. Soaked up some sun with a beer in hand while I was at it.
I managed to catch up with a few friends in Auckland too. As long as they were in my immediate vicinity and could spare the time. I even bumped into a few by accident which was awesome.

It wasn't long before I was hopping off a plane into the familiar neon glow (and unusual wet) of a Korean evening. I'm not sure why, but I managed to score a business class seat from Tokyo to Incheon. It's the only time I have ever managed to catch a couple of Zs on a plane!
It's noticably less wintery now I'm back. I'm kinda sad about this as I was hoping for a little more snow. The Korean spring promises to be very beautiful though.

This new school year will be busier for me than last year. Added to my usual classes of 4th, 5th, and 6th graders are 3rd graders, and some of the teachers. Yes, I will begin teaching the teachers English. I have also been signed up for some childcare classes. I am going to be teaching art, in English, to what I suspect are real little kiddies. I dunno how difficult this is going to be. These classes don't start until April, so I have time to brace myself. But on the plus side, gone are the Wednesday afternoon classes which just about killed me last year. The kids hated 'em. I hated 'em. Good riddance. Actually now I teach later every day except Wednesday...
All this means I get more money! I get overtime if I teach for more than 22 hours a week and my hours now go up to 26ish hours! That'll be nice. It's strange that all this extra work won't affect me too much. I still have to spend 40 hours at school each week. I'll just be teaching for more of it.

My first lessons with students I haven't taught before are always quite fun. I feel like a freak and a star at the same time. Some of them are pretty stunned by me. Others reach out and touch my jeans and my hands as I walk past (actually I wonder what they expect will happen when they do this? That I will feel as different as I look? That a little of my fairness will sprinkle down like magic dandruff and make them taller?
Sometimes it's a little heart-breaking too. Often the kids who are most enamored with me tend to be the worst at English, and they are afraid to show me their work and put their little hands over their books and their faces when I come to check it. I have to be extra kind and patient (which is easy so early on, and so soon after a nice holiday).

It's quite freaky, but some students (boys) have permed and streaked/dyed hair at the age of 8! I couldn't make this startling fact fit in with any of the other text so it can just stand alone.

I'm not always the golden god I make myself out to be above. Many students attend English academies after school (Hakwons), so as well as speaking pretty good English, they've encountered foreigners before, undoubtedly more attractive ones than myself.
One new student asked me today why I spoke so slowly, then refused to believe me when I told him it was deliberate. I was happily shocked. Definitely a first. Usually I'm being told to slow down.
Also some student nicked my earmuffs this week. I will miss the muffs. But I guess the urgency for them has passed. Hopefully they've gone to a better home.




































Product Placement - dancer in the subway.



































It's in English!

















Approaching Incheon.

















3 year old nephew, drunk on coke, gets his hands on uncle's camera.

















This wee gem is from the manual for my comfy new work chair... no further comment.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

If I had Been Blogging...

... in the last couple of months, I would have covered a few interesting topics.

I probably would have talked about getting sick and my experiences going to the doctor here in Bucheon. The illness itself was fairly interesting. The doctor was emphatic that it was the flu. I'm still not sure. I may have brought up my stories about sitting on a respirator type machine every couple of days "receiving medicine" in front of a waiting room full of staring people. I could also have talked about the cute little sachets full of colourful pills.

Then I might have mentioned getting sick AGAIN due to a lowered immunity caused by anti-biotics.

I would have talked about my massively increased sugar intake and my fears of diabetes. I have become especially fond of icecream. They even have mint choc chip here. One of my all time favourites.

I most certainly would have blogged about how much teaching on my own I have had to do and also how much time I have spent in an almost empty elementary school. I would have voiced how creepy this can sometimes be on the dark winter days.

I would have discussed my romantic notions of snow and its reality. I still love it though!

I would have talked about my loneliness. I would be quick to add how this is not always a bad thing. You don't necessarily want other people around for every new experience.

I would have told you about my new friends. Some happy and sad occasions, and how much can happen between people in a few short months. This is especially true in Korea where everyone seems to be in such a hurry.

I would have revealed my stories about Valentine's Day, and my new great haul of chocolate from 12 and 13 year old girls and one or two teachers. I would definitely have said how strange it is here. That only the women do the giving as men are expected to give candy (not chocolate) on "White" Day (I'm not sure I got the name right). March 14th. Commerrrrrrrrcialism!

Perhaps I would have talked more about the Pompidou and Rubens art exhibitions I have visited and how they inspired me to go out and buy a canvas and some paints... and then just paint another zombie picture.

I could have blogged about the most amazing smorgasbord I went to. My first time eating REAL crab - not surimi. I could also have mentioned more unappetizing food experiences - having a plate of some mystery chopped up creature still writhing placed in front of me. All I know is it came from the sea. Originally.

There's probably other cool stuff I've forgotten. Thank you Thesaurus.com for helping me with some alternatives to "mentioned".

I would have (probably more than once) expressed my excitement about going home to NZ for a week, and how the principal of my school genuinely believes that I am not coming back! Despite my best assurances.
Anyways I leave for the "homeland" in a few hours! I better get ready.

Kiwis - Look out for me!


Saturday, February 7, 2009

Change Of Address

Hi. Long time no ... uh ... see ...
Congratulations if you find this new home for my blog. I had to move. Bad neighbourhood. Also a friendly (yet important) warning if you visited me at my last address, you might wanna get yourself tested. There were a few bugs going around. Sorry about that. I'd like to know what kinda C
ountry Fried Mother Beaver is responsible for that spyware shit. I'd love to comment further on the matter but I don't fully understand what happened other than the fact I had a hard time with the old blog and I hope this one runs a bit smoother.
And in case you didn't unde
rstand that - I haven't actually moved house. Just blog location.
Let's face it, I had my blog where it was it was attached to my website, and I'm not in a huge hurry to get that off the ground presently. Too many Korean kids really wanna speak English the kiwi way right now. I will concentrate more on the artworks later. I must say though... I'm soooooo tempted to grab a canvas and paints from the art shop and start painting. Especially since visiting the Pompedou exhibition at the Seoul Museum of Art yesterday - Basically a pretty decent-sized exhibiton of ... Frenchiness. Picasso's not French is he? No. Okay most of it was French - A little hard to tell when everything there's either written in Korean or French, and you can't be bothered hiring an English audio tour thingee. Anyways, nice paintings.

I have been super-slack with the photography lately so it's been a great time to not do any blog posts I guess. Although I have also been doing a bit of sightseeing/exploring so it's a pity I have been so useless with the picture taking. Oops.
It's warmer. The snow's all melted. I'm coming home for a few days (it's gonna be weird for just a few days) for a wedding at the beginning of March! Better not rain those few days.
I miss you guys!


This is like a castle or something in Seoul...


































I think this is a clothing store.





















Oh, now I get it. I was too hungry to wonder why none of you guys were wearing the "traditiona
l" galbi bib. Oh har bloody har.



Buildings... a bit different from the paddocks we live in ay!



















mmmm. Lovely cuppa.

























Shit.